GQ UK March 2019
Armie Hammer by Eric Ray Davidson
In bed with Armie Hammer via British GQ
“You know Armie. Tall. Really handsome. Punchably handsome. His is a handsome so acute that he could make audiences believe Timothée Chalamet in Call Me By Your Name would make American Pie-style love to a peach just thinking about such handsomeness.”
- Jonathan Heaf, British GQ, March 2019
I can’t believe it took me so long to gif this scene–it’s one of my favorites.
“Lover, hunter, friend and enemy
You will always be every one of these
Nothing’s fair in love and war”Fleurie - Love and War
U.N.C.L.E. The New Generation
not even a little bit sorry.
Armie Hammer for Vulture (Sundance)
For one and only @raquelsantos92 becasue she is an amazing human being
rules.
i. My portrayal is mostly based on the 2015 Guy Ritchie film, “The Man from U.N.C.L.E”, however, I do reference and intend to use the original series as well.
ii. I do not tolerate hate in any fashion or form on here. This is for fun. I don’t do ridiculous, childish drama–so please, do not drag me into issues.
iii. If I haven’t responded to a meme, or a reply–feel free to remind me. I won’t think of it as nagging, or whatever, so long as you are courteous about it, and also understand that I am slow, and reply where muse is strongest. Don’t be afraid to come talk to me.
iv. Myself and my muse are 25+, meaning this is a mature blog. Which means you can expect NSFW material here. I will tag triggers and NSFW material to help provide a safer rp environment, that being said ---- know what you are getting into when you follow me. I expect a mature, adult audience.
v. Please don’t be offended if I’m slow, or if I reblog a bunch of memes instead of our thread, or start new ones constantly. I’m easily distracted, but most importantly, I kind of go where my muse wants to go–to keep it fresh and fun. That doesn’t mean I’ve dropped our thread, or lost in terest in you. Sometimes it takes me a moment to figure out where I want this to go, or how I want him to react. All I ask is for patience and understanding.
vi. I tend to be a ship glutton, so long as there’s chemistry involved. If you want to ship, Let me know, but don’t force it on me. I reserve the right to decline this request however, if the chemistry doesn’t exist. I will not force ship on you, either. Now, I am a big Napkin fan (NapoleonxIllya), as well as a Gallya (GabyxIllya) fan, however I prefer not to start our characters already in a romantic relationship from the getgo, unless we've done prior plotting. I love the build up. Sometimes I need to know how our writing works together before I enter the romance. Do NOT be afraid to fade to black; just tell me. I get how fun a sexy smut scene can be, but I know the pressures involved. I also prefer to fade to black when I feel it is necessary. respect that choice and we will have no problems.
vii. I have no specific demands as far as post format goes.I usually mimic my partner. Just know that sometimes I get lazy and give up on the pretty posts. Sometimes I get carried away and write a novel. Just remember you do not need to match my post length, so don’t worry about that. I also tend to para, but I am cool with one-liners, or whatever.
viii. I will often offer my kik or discord to my close partners on here, usually for OOC or IC adventures. So feel free to ask for it, if you're interested.
ix. this blog is selective. meaning I do not always follow everyone back. It is a habit of mine to do so, but I’ve experienced mass following, and my dash gets cluttered and I rp with only a select few people who actually follow me. So if you’re interested in a rp, let me know.
verses.
Here are a few verses for my muse. Enjoy.
&&. v: here at u.n.c.l.e; TV Verse
Based off of the 1960′s Spy series, The Man from U.N.C.L.E. Still mostly under construction, and lightly in use until I’ve finished re-watching the series again. FC is David MacCallum.
&&.v: code name uncle; Movie Verse
Revolves around the character portrayal and events taking place in the 2015 Guy Ritchie film. Most common verse to be used ( consider it a main verse?), and will mostly revolve around his career with U.N.C.L.E.
&&.v: feel my fury; KBG’S best
Takes place prior to the events of Germany, from the film. It follows his training, and his life in Russia leading up to his success as one of the KBG’s best.
&&.v color red.; BECOME HUMAN AU
PR900, a Russian prototype designed specifically for Oleg Niktovitch, whose primary functions on the surface are body guard/protector. The longer he remains online however, the sooner he’ll discover the underwritten program that ignited his creation in the first place. An agent. Spy. Will he become a deviant, or maintain his programming integrity?
&&.v: modern day man; Modern AU
Basically Illya Kuryakin in the 21st century, working for U.N.C.L.E. Primarily based off of his characterization from the movie, but I tend to mix the film and tv series together.
&&.v.don’t call me a sidekick; 60′s Hero Au
He’s spent his life training to be the best the KBG has seen. When life takes a sudden turn however, he finds himself partnering alongside Napoleon Solo. Together, they adopt a vigilante lifestyle that includes traveling around the world to take out super-villains, save the girls, and whatever else they are asked to do by the mysterious Mr. Waverly.
This verse is exclusive to unclesolo and alexanderwaverly.